I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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