i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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