did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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