And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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