Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
being pregnant is like rehab
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You pole danced in your parka.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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