My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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