Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
