absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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