Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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