ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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