I don't think brook has ever known best
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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