That's intense
My hand turned me down
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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