hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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