My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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