Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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