I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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