D3 body, D1 cock
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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