a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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