Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
No more Irish car bombs ever.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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