Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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