better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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