I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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