i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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