BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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