I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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It's rum buckets o'clock
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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