oh god the rape fog is back!
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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