PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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