on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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