btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
