So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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