i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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