so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
home. puking in laundry basket.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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