like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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