ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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