I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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