Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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