The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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