K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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