I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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