By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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