Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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