Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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