You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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