i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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