I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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