we're chasing vodka with high fives
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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