Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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