But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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