i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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