I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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