Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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