dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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