That's intense
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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