I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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