So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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