I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
