let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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