so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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