please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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