why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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